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Fury in HK over carnage

A woman from Hong Kong cries as she enters a hospital to visit her relative who was wounded during Monday's hostage drama in Manila, Philippines. -- PHOTO: AP HONG KONG - THE Philippines faced fury in Hong Kong on Tuesday as the territory plunged into mourning for eight tourists mown down in Manila, with flags at half-mast and share traders holding a minute's silence. One survivor of Monday's day-long bus siege said her husband and two daughters were killed in a hail of bullets as the crisis reached a dramatic climax. Her son was in intensive care in hospital, said the survivor, identifying herself only as Mrs Leung. 'The Philippine government.... I can't accept this. Why did they do this to us? The gunman did not want to kill us. He only shot us after the negotiations failed,' she said, sobbing. The Hong Kong government has added the Philippines on its travel 'black' list, urging all against travelling there. Two Cathay Pacific flights were als...
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Subject: TAWA PINOY - LAUGHTER IS D BEST MEDICINE

Subject: TAWA PINOY - LAUGHTER IS D BEST MEDICINE 2 Mental Patient nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama ... Sira 1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag ka na lang matulog. (Bumaba sira 1.) Sira 2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat ka na dito! ____________ __ MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na. Dalhin mo sa malayo! MISTER: Ok! MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa? MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di ako nakauwi! ____________ _________ _ PEDRO: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid. Grabe ang linaw ngayon nang pandinig ko! JUAN: Wow, galing! Magkanong bili mo sa hearing aid? PEDRO: Kahapon lang! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle! PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis? JUAN: 5 months! PEDRO: Tagal naman! JUAN: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito sa box nya eh: ...
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NO MORE ERAP JOKES; PACQUIAO NAMAN

NO MORE ERAP JOKES; PACQUIAO NAMAN Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan. Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...gusto ko gumanda! Genie: Buksan mo ang bote. Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako? Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako. ------------ --------- --------- --------- Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg? Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA! ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Reporter: Noong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee? Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e. Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon? Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know… ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast. Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na? Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon? ------------ --------- --------- -------- Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo.. H...
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TEN CONYO-MANDMENTS [very funny!]

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Filipina maid inherits millions from employer in Singapore

SINGAPORE (AFP) - – A devoted Filipina maid inherited six million Singapore dollars (more than four million US) from her late employer after more than 20 years of service, a newspaper report said Wednesday. "I am the luckiest maid in Singapore, with or without the money," the 47-year-old single woman -- identified only by the pseudonym "Christine" -- told the Straits Times in an interview. The maid refused to be named in public for fear of possible threats to her life in the impoverished Philippines, where wealthy people have been kidnapped for ransom and some killed by their abductors. The windfall, including cash and a luxury apartment near the Orchard Road shopping belt, came from the estate of her employer Quek Kai Miew, a medical doctor and philanthropist who died last year at 66. The maid had also taken care of the doctor's late mother, and was told that she would be a beneficiary of her employer's will when it was drawn up in 2008. ...
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