How Are You Philippines?

Nung nakaraang araw po ay nag-post ang friend ko sa facebook tungkol sa nangyari sa bahay nila.  Kakahire lang nila ng kasambahay, kumpleto pa daw papeles etc. Pero nung umalis sila sandali ng bahay nila para kumain lang sa labas , eto naabutan nila.  Buti na lang umulan at di nila naabutan in aksyon 'tong magnanakaw na 'to at safe pa din sila ng anak niya.  Eto ang ginamit ng magnanakaw sa pilit na pagbukas ng pinto ng kwarto nila.  Buti na lang daw nakaugalian na nilang mag-lock ng pinto kapag umaalis. Medyo nahirapan si ineng pumasok.  Sorry walang photo na nakuha kasi super-bilis daw talaga ang pangyayari.  Kahapon naman, eto ang nasa abs-cbn news. Minamalatrato ng isang kasambahay ang isang lola. Caught on cctv! Ipapakita ko lang sa inyo ang photo nya para mawarningan kayo o ang mga mahal nyo sa buhay sa Pinas incase balak nilang kumuha ng kasambahay.  Please help to share, email or repost para ma-warningan sila.  Ang full story po ay nasa ab...

Huwaaaah! Nung nabasa ko 'to sa yahoo news..na-shock ako sa laki! Grabe! ilang tao or hayop na kaya ang nakain nito?? Pero nung nabasa ko ang mga comments ng mga kababayan ko, natawa na lang ako....out of boredom I've collected some funny comments. Tingnan nyo na lang ang screenshots kung bakit. hahah!

MANILA - CHINA on Tuesday strongly condemned a Philippine bus hijacking that left eight Hong Kong tourists dead as an 'atrocity', and urged Manila to ensure Chinese citizens are safe. The Chinese embassy said: 'The Chinese government strongly condemns the atrocity by the hostage-taker, expresses grave condolences to the victimised Hong Kong compatriots and conveys profound sympathy to the bereaved families.' 'The Chinese side has urged the Philippine side to take concrete measures to ensure the safety and security of the Chinese citizens in the Philippines,' it said in a statement. Philippine President Benigno Aquino said early on Tuesday that he has sent an apology to Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang for what had happened, adding that he has ordered the Philippine Department of Foreign Affairs to extend all possible assistance to the victims. The president made the remarks at a press conference after meeting with police officials and Manila Mayor ...

NO MORE ERAP JOKES; PACQUIAO NAMAN Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan. Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...gusto ko gumanda! Genie: Buksan mo ang bote. Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako? Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako. ------------ --------- --------- --------- Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg? Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA! ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Reporter: Noong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee? Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e. Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon? Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know… ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast. Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na? Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon? ------------ --------- --------- -------- Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo.. H...

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck". 3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" . 4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?) 5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry". 6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina FreshChicken" . 7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo". 8. Bakery: "Bread Pit". 9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank". 10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers" 11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ". 12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida". 13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar". 14. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".javascript:void(0) 15. A goto resto: "Goto K...