Modus Operandi ng mga Nagkukunwaring "Kasambahay" sa Pinas

Nung nakaraang araw po ay nag-post ang friend ko sa facebook tungkol sa nangyari sa bahay nila. 

Kakahire lang nila ng kasambahay, kumpleto pa daw papeles etc. Pero nung umalis sila sandali ng bahay nila para kumain lang sa labas , eto naabutan nila. 

Buti na lang umulan at di nila naabutan in aksyon 'tong magnanakaw na 'to at safe pa din sila ng anak niya. 

Eto ang ginamit ng magnanakaw sa pilit na pagbukas ng pinto ng kwarto nila. 

Buti na lang daw nakaugalian na nilang mag-lock ng pinto kapag umaalis. Medyo nahirapan si ineng pumasok. 

Sorry walang photo na nakuha kasi super-bilis daw talaga ang pangyayari. 

Kahapon naman, eto ang nasa abs-cbn news. Minamalatrato ng isang kasambahay ang isang lola. Caught on cctv!

Ipapakita ko lang sa inyo ang photo nya para mawarningan kayo o ang mga mahal nyo sa buhay sa Pinas incase balak nilang kumuha ng kasambahay. 

Please help to share, email or repost para ma-warningan sila. 

Ang full story po ay nasa abs-cbn website or sa youtube nila. 

Again, konting ingat lang po mga kabayan!

Giant Crocodile in Philippines Captured Alive (Nop. Hindi po yung nasa gobyerno. hahah!)

Huwaaaah! Nung nabasa ko 'to sa yahoo news..na-shock ako sa laki!
Grabe! ilang tao or hayop na kaya ang nakain nito??

Pero nung nabasa ko ang mga comments ng mga kababayan ko,
natawa na lang ako....out of boredom I've collected some funny comments.

Tingnan nyo na lang ang screenshots kung bakit. hahah!

China condemns Manila hijack

MANILA - CHINA on Tuesday strongly condemned a Philippine bus hijacking that left eight Hong Kong tourists dead as an 'atrocity', and urged Manila to ensure Chinese citizens are safe.

The Chinese embassy said: 'The Chinese government strongly condemns the atrocity by the hostage-taker, expresses grave condolences to the victimised Hong Kong compatriots and conveys profound sympathy to the bereaved families.'

'The Chinese side has urged the Philippine side to take concrete measures to ensure the safety and security of the Chinese citizens in the Philippines,' it said in a statement.

Philippine President Benigno Aquino said early on Tuesday that he has sent an apology to Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang for what had happened, adding that he has ordered the Philippine Department of Foreign Affairs to extend all possible assistance to the victims.

The president made the remarks at a press conference after meeting with police officials and Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim, reported Xinhua news agency.

Philippine hostage crisis ended here on Monday night with eight hostages were killed, seven injured, one of whom is in critical conditions, Philippine government officials said. -- AFP

NO MORE ERAP JOKES; PACQUIAO NAMAN

NO MORE ERAP JOKES; PACQUIAO NAMAN


Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...gusto ko gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?
Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.
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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!
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Reporter: Noong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know…
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Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
Hatton: Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
Pacquiao: Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know…
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Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.

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Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu, anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin … “MANKY”......

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

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Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!
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Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar sa Gen San?
Manny: Ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay ....
Reporter: Ano..?
Manny: Ahh, kwan, ... maraming Fish sa Gen San pero wala masyado umo-Order!
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Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk
Manny: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang na pupusuan?
Freddie: Meron. .. Manhid ka lang!

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal

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Las Vegas
Waiter: May i take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!

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You is!' 'you is! you is!', sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika …
Andito na ako sa ‘you is!’

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Chavit: Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating … ayun kadadaan lang sa tabi ng ringside.
Manny: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!

Location:Tuas Bay Walk,,Singapore

Top Pinoy Business Names

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck".
3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" .
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?)
5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry".
6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina FreshChicken" .
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".
8. Bakery: "Bread Pit".
9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers"
11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ".
12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida".
13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar".
14. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".javascript:void(0)
15. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"
16. Internet cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@".
17. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita".
18. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem".
19.. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee".
20. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay".
21. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock".
22. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago".
23. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you".
24. Petshop: "Petness First"
25. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses". (I heard there’s another florist nearby whose store is named “Petal Attraction” )
26. Taxicab: "Income Taxi".
27. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around".
28. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit".
29. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber".
30. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop".
31. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street ".
32. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"
33. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You".
34. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot"..
35. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines".
36. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is: "Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching".
37. A bakery selling pandesal in Las Pinas: PETER PANDESAL
38. A Binalot Resto: LOTLOT BINALOT
39. Yung ngtitinda ng LPG sa aming nayon: "Mighty Gas" (he he sama pkinggan)
40. Gotohan sa Marikina nung ako'y bata pa..-->Goto Hell