VANDALISM IN UP lolx

-- di ko alam kung meron na dito.. pero i really find it amusing.. Laughing
baka may alam din kayo sa school or lugar nyo share na lang..

FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.


AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"


AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan....

AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:
" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as
a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"


CHEM:
Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"


BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."


FO Santos:
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."


ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."


GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
"takas ng ward 7"


MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING
TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD—"

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."


UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"


VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook
your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"


NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"


MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"


SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls' CR:
"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:
"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"
Reply:
"Pray to God"

Sa Vinson's Hall Men's CR
"Pustahan tayo habang binabasa mo 'to hawak mo ang *** mo"

Sa AS Men's CR
NAkapaskil: "paki-flush after gamitin"
reply with face of ERAP: "Anong flush?"
May sumagot ulit:"Hyperbolic of flus"

ANG HOST AT ANG CONTESTANT

Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the
Philippines?

Contestant: Niyog?

Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.

Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

*********

Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose
Rizal?

Contestant: Sa back?

Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay
letter "L"
(Luneta).

Contestant: Likod?

Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang
initials ng modern name nito
(Rizal Park).

Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)

************

Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag
summer upang maligo?

Contestant: Banyo?

Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

Contestant: Bubong?

Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga
babaeng
naka-bikini.

Contestant: Beerhouse!

************

Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na
sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay
nalulunod?

Contestant: Lifebuoy?

Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng
sabon
ang pangalan ng ito.

Contestant : Safeguard?

Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot
mo.

Contestant : Safe Buoy?

Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang
kaniyang
katawan.

Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!

************

Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na
flotation device sa dagat upang
hindi ka malunod?

Contestant: Sirena?

Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.

Contestant: Siyokoy?

Host: Hindi ito lalake.

Contestant: Siyoke?

************

Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower
of the Philippines?

Contestant: Sunflower?

Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.

Contestant: Stork?

Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?

Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?

Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at
dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan
ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa
letrang "A", at kapangalan ng
isang sikat na singer?

Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!

************

Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster
(Eugene Torre) of Asia?

Contestant: Carole KING?

Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.

Contestant: Al QUINN?

Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.

Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?

Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.

Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?

Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.

Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?

Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.

Contestant: Jerry PONS?

Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng
piyesa
sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.

Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!

************

Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of
the Philippines?

Contestant: Kuto?

Host: Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.

Contestant: Kutong Lupa!

*************

Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa
500
Peso bill? Clue, may
initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)

Contestant: Nora Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end
sa "Y".

Contestant: Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.

Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.

Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA
AUNOR!!!

ONLY HOPE For The Philippines

This is the BEST email that I received today.

Loved this. Yes I agree.
God is our only HOPE for the healing and Full restoration of our country, The Philippines.

Not rallies , complaints or anger.
Just PRAYER and talking to Him..

Blogging and spreading this out.

*THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE PHILIPPINES*

by Father James Reuter, S.J.

By her own admission, GMA (Gloria Macapagal Arroyo) rightfully assessed that over the last decades; our republic has become one of the weakest, steadily left behind by its more progressive neighbors.' Forty years ago, we were only second to Japan in economic stature, and way ahead of Singapore , Hong Kong , Malaysia , and Thailand . Today, at our present growth rate, it will take us 30 years to get to where Thailand is.

1.. A population of 160 Million;

2. Of those, 70 to 90 million (equivalent to our current population) will live below the poverty line;

3. Our national debt is estimated to be at US$200B (compared to US$28B when Marcos fled, and US$53B today);

4. We will be competing, not against Thailand or even Vietnam , but against Bangladesh ;

5. We will be the most corrupt nation in Asia , if not in the world (we're already ranked 11th most corrupt nation by Transparency International) .

The signs are clear. Our nation is headed towards an irreversible path of economic decline and moral decadence. It is not for lack of effort. We've seen many men and women of integrity in and out of government, NGOs, church groups & people's organization devote themselves to the task of nation-building, often times against insurmountable odds.

But not even two people's revolutions, bloodless as they may be, have made a dent in reversing this trend. At best, we have moved one step forward, but three steps backward.

We need a force far greater than our collective efforts, as a people, can ever hope to muster. It is time to move the battle to the spiritual realm.. It's time to claim GOD's promise of healing of the land for His people. It's time to gather GOD's people on its knees to pray for the economic recovery and moral reformation of our nation.

Is prayer really the answer? Before you dismiss this as just another rambling of a religious fanatic, I'd like you to consider some lessons we can glean from history.

England 's ascendancy to world power was preceded by the Reformation, a spiritual revival fueled by intense prayers.

The early American settlers built the foundation that would make it the most powerful nation today - a strong faith in GOD and a disciplined prayer life. Throughout its history, and especially at its major turning points, waves of revival and prayer movement swept across the land.

In recent times, we see Korea as a nation experiencing revival and in the process producing the largest Christian church in the world today, led by Rev. Paul Yongi Cho. No wonder it has emerged as a strong nation when other economies around it are faltering.

Even from a purely secular viewpoint, it makes a lot of sense. For here there is genuine humbling & seeking of GOD through prayer, moral reformation necessarily follows. And this, in turn, will lead to general prosperity. YES, we believe prayer can make a difference. It's our only hope.

Today, we launch this email brigade, to inform Filipinos from all over the world to pray, as a people, for the economic recovery and moral reformation of our nation. We do not ask for much. We only ask for 5 minutes of your time in a day, to fwd this email to your close friends and relatives.

This is the kind of unity which can make a big difference. Of course, if you feel strongly, as I do, about the power of prayer, you can be more involved by starting your own prayer group or prayer center.

We have tried people power twice; in both cases, it fell short. Maybe it's time to try prayer power. GOD never fails. Is there hope? YES! We can rely on God's promise, but we have to do our part. If we humble ourselves and pray as a people, GOD will heal our land. By GOD's grace, we may yet see a better future for our children.

'If My people, who are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray, and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from Heaven, and will forgive their sins, and will heal their land...'(2 Chronicles 7:14).

If you care for your children and grandchildren, PLEASE pass this on. .. ...
Let's not just abandon the Philippines



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In Response to the Email Scam

Out of curiousity, I replied to the guy like this.

"Junbee!!!
Napasukan ng anu ung email mo. Narinig ko na to dati.
Replayan ko to ng ganito.

Ive heard it. Will send u $$$ soon. Just wait ok?"


And he replied,

" Thank you so much for your response and concern towards my situation. Please help me send the money as soon as possible so i can sort out myseld and leave here,i will refund it when i get back. I will be waiting for your help soon.

junbee laxina"


I replied,

"Ok i will need to withdraw some $$$ soon.just dont worry ok?
i will send you 3000.just buy ur plain ticket and get back here!"


Ok.
I will keep this guy entertained
until the police will catch him!
I need your help on this one peepz! Pls. Spread this till it reached UK!!!





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WARNING: Another Email Scam!

I've received this from my friend's yahoo email and of course,
right there and then I knew that it's a scam!!!

If anyone of you is residing in UK and happens to know the
address stated below, please report to the police ASAP!
This guy must be stopped! Ilan na kaya ang mga naging biktima nito???

Name: Junbee Laxina ( this is my friend's name that he is using)
Address: 40 Lea Bridge Road,
London, E10 7EB,
United Kingdom


Read on below for the details of the email:


How are you doing today? This has had to come in a hurry and it has left me in a devastating state.I had to come down to U.K for an urgent situation, unfortunately for me Robbers attacked the Hotel I lodged. They made away with my entire luggage, all my money and contact dairy. I had spoken to my Embassy, they only cleared me of my travelling documents. I didn't bring my phone here and the hotel telephone lines were disconnected during the robbery, so I have access to only emails. Please can you send me £1250 as early as possible so I can return home. I will refund it immediately i get back. Western Union or Money Gram seems to be the safest and quickest option for now, please send to the details below:

Name: Junbee Laxina
Address: 40 Lea Bridge Road,
London, E10 7EB,
United Kingdom

Please as soon as you are done sending it, write out the transfer details ,including (MTCN) or scan the receipt and send it to me. Thank you so much as I would be waiting to hear from you.
Regards,

junbee laxina