How Are You Philippines?

-- di ko alam kung meron na dito.. pero i really find it amusing.. Laughing baka may alam din kayo sa school or lugar nyo share na lang.. FA Wall: "nobody cares" somebody answered: "not even the carebares?" then another: "not even kier?" then: "not even zoren?" lastly: "not even zorro?" all written by different people. AS: AS chairs: "push button to eject seatmate" "push button to eject urself" "push button to kill teacher." "push button to eject teacher" ....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!" AS cubicle: "Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan.... AS chair : "you know bobo? bobo is you!" AS 1st floor CR: "if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.." AS 1st floor CR uli: " Im a simple gay " tapos me sumagot "sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! " tapos me sumagot uli...

Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines? Contestant: Niyog? Host: Mas matigas pa diyan. Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!! ********* Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal? Contestant: Sa back? Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta). Contestant: Likod? Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito (Rizal Park). Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!) ************ Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo? Contestant: Banyo? Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka. Contestant: Bubong? Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini. Contestant: Beerhouse! ************ Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod? Contestant: Lifebuoy? Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito. Contestant : Safeguard...

This is the BEST email that I received today. Loved this. Yes I agree. God is our only HOPE for the healing and Full restoration of our country, The Philippines. Not rallies , complaints or anger. Just PRAYER and talking to Him.. Blogging and spreading this out. *THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE PHILIPPINES* by Father James Reuter, S.J. By her own admission, GMA (Gloria Macapagal Arroyo) rightfully assessed that over the last decades; our republic has become one of the weakest, steadily left behind by its more progressive neighbors.' Forty years ago, we were only second to Japan in economic stature, and way ahead of Singapore , Hong Kong , Malaysia , and Thailand . Today, at our present growth rate, it will take us 30 years to get to where Thailand is. 1.. A population of 160 Million; 2. Of those, 70 to 90 million (equivalent to our current population) will live below the poverty line; 3. Our national debt is estimated to be at US$200B (compared to US$28B when Marcos fl...

Out of curiousity, I replied to the guy like this. "Junbee!!! Napasukan ng anu ung email mo. Narinig ko na to dati. Replayan ko to ng ganito. Ive heard it. Will send u $$$ soon. Just wait ok?" And he replied, " Thank you so much for your response and concern towards my situation. Please help me send the money as soon as possible so i can sort out myseld and leave here,i will refund it when i get back. I will be waiting for your help soon. junbee laxina" I replied, "Ok i will need to withdraw some $$$ soon.just dont worry ok? i will send you 3000.just buy ur plain ticket and get back here!" Ok. I will keep this guy entertained until the police will catch him! I need your help on this one peepz! Pls. Spread this till it reached UK!!! - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

I've received this from my friend's yahoo email and of course, right there and then I knew that it's a scam!!! If anyone of you is residing in UK and happens to know the address stated below, please report to the police ASAP! This guy must be stopped! Ilan na kaya ang mga naging biktima nito??? Name: Junbee Laxina ( this is my friend's name that he is using) Address: 40 Lea Bridge Road, London, E10 7EB, United Kingdom Read on below for the details of the email: How are you doing today? This has had to come in a hurry and it has left me in a devastating state.I had to come down to U.K for an urgent situation, unfortunately for me Robbers attacked the Hotel I lodged. They made away with my entire luggage, all my money and contact dairy. I had spoken to my Embassy, they only cleared me of my travelling documents. I didn't bring my phone here and the hotel telephone lines were disconnected during the robbery, so I have access to only emails. Please can you send me £125...

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck". 3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" . 4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?) 5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry". 6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina FreshChicken" . 7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo". 8. Bakery: "Bread Pit". 9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank". 10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers" 11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ". 12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida". 13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar". 14. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".javascript:void(0) 15. A goto resto: "Goto K...

TAWANAN KONTI … Three Feelings: What is the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when your wife is pregnant, Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168? Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit? Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako! Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU! Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI! Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen. Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?" Applicant: " The company relocated a...