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1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck". 3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" . 4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?) 5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry". 6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina FreshChicken" . 7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo". 8. Bakery: "Bread Pit". 9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank". 10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers" 11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ". 12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida". 13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar". 14. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".javascript:void(0) 15. A goto resto: "Goto K...

TAWANAN KONTI … Three Feelings: What is the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when your wife is pregnant, Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168? Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit? Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako! Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU! Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI! Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen. Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?" Applicant: " The company relocated a...

Saw this link in my facebook and just wana share. Be cautious in taking a cab, anywhere. Pinas, how are you gona deal with this? January 13, 2009 Superklasse Wednesday After four months of not going to a club (LITERALLY), I finally did to show some support for one of my best friends, Mel and to see friends who I haven’t seen for the longest longest longest time. It was the first time I’ve ever set foot in Encore (to think I used to go to Embassy every week). It felt surreal to be out and without my boyfriend, LJ, who couldn’t come due to an early class the following day. I only had 4 drinks: 3 Amaretto Sours and a Mai Tai. It felt good seeing a lot of my friends. We took so many pictures that my fully charged camera went low bat. Anyway, Mel and I decided to leave Encore by 2:30 A.M. Our friends stayed behind since the club closes at 3 A.M. Mel and I were taking separate cabs since she goes home to Mandaluyong and I to Makati. I WAS COMPLETELY SOBER. Not even a bit tipsy. I remember te...

by Hector Pascua, ABS-CBN Europe News Bureau | 12/08/2009 1:22 PM VIENNA, Austria - The Austrian Union of Catholic and Secular Journalists condemned the slaughter of unarmed civilians in Maguindanao last November 23. In a press statement released by the Union, it expressed its sincere condolences to the families of the victims. Likewise, it urged Philippine authorities to hold all those responsible accountable for the crime. Pinas First, a Philippine nationalistic group whose mission is to share the true spirit and values of Christianity, particularly the concerns for justice and peace among migrant Filipinos and their families, issued a statement of its utmost solidarity and deepest sympathy to the families and relatives of the victims of the mass murder in Maguindanao. Filipino Journalists in Austria also condemned the massacre, pointing out that the massacre was the single-biggest murder of working journalists. Volet Gerstl, editor and publisher of BikolExpress, a Filipino News-maga...

Military: Cops attacked in Philippine Maguindanao province www.chinaview.cn 2009-12-08 12:09:53 Print SHARIFF AGUAK, Philippines, Dec. 8 (Xinhua) -- Philippine policemen were fired upon late Monday night when they were patrolling in a town in the southern province of Maguindanao, the second such incident since Sunday night, a military spokesman said Tuesday. Lt. Col. Jonathan Ponce, a local military spokesman, told reporters that the shooting occurred at the border of Datu Saudi and Datu Unsay townships but there is no casualty on the government side. It was the second clash since Manila imposed a military rule in the province following the Nov. 23 mass killing of 57 people, including 30 journalists there. Andal Ampatuan Jr., mayor of Datu Unsay, was arrested and charged as a prime suspect of the massacre. Patrolling cops were fired upon late Sunday night in Datu Unsay town, which prompted law enforcement men to fire back. No government casualties were reported in t...

When can there be peace in Mindanao and Philippines? :(

The military is bracing for a possible spillover of the current turmoil in Maguindanao province, which under martial law as the government continues its crackdown on the people behind the grisly November 23 massacre in Ampatuan town. This was after reports that at least 300 supporters of the powerful Ampatuan political clan, the suspects in the massacre that killed 57 people, have left for Metro Manila to escape the ongoing operations by government security forces in Maguindanao. A report by GMA News' Susan Enriquez aired over the special edition of "24 Oras" Sunday night said two tanks are currently on standby in Camp Aguinaldo ready for possible deployment any time. The report said the military's National Capital Region Command (NCRCom) has placed its troops on blue alert - the second highest alert level in the military - last Friday, the day Malacañang issued Proclamation 1959 placing the entire Maguindanao under martial law. "The organic personnel of the NCRC...