Top Pinoy Business Names

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck".
3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" .
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?)
5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry".
6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina FreshChicken" .
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".
8. Bakery: "Bread Pit".
9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers"
11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ".
12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida".
13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar".
14. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".javascript:void(0)
15. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"
16. Internet cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@".
17. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita".
18. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem".
19.. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee".
20. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay".
21. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock".
22. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago".
23. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you".
24. Petshop: "Petness First"
25. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses". (I heard there’s another florist nearby whose store is named “Petal Attraction” )
26. Taxicab: "Income Taxi".
27. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around".
28. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit".
29. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber".
30. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop".
31. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street ".
32. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"
33. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You".
34. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot"..
35. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines".
36. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is: "Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching".
37. A bakery selling pandesal in Las Pinas: PETER PANDESAL
38. A Binalot Resto: LOTLOT BINALOT
39. Yung ngtitinda ng LPG sa aming nayon: "Mighty Gas" (he he sama pkinggan)
40. Gotohan sa Marikina nung ako'y bata pa..-->Goto Hell

TAWANAN KONTI …

TAWANAN KONTI …


Three Feelings:
What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU!
Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI!

Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen.

Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

Why did Erap shoot his wife when he bought a house?
Because the contract reads: 'Execute all 3 copies together with your wife...'

Ano ang nagpasikat kay Erap? Wristband.
Ano ang magpapayaman kay Abalos? Broadband.
Ano ang magpapabagsak kay GMA? Husband!

JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ? (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?


BF: May ibibigay akong gift sayo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman...
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD!

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Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Baraha.

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I thought my life is lonely till I saw a man with no arms but happily shakes his body.
I asked him: "You don't have an arm, why are you! so happy?"
He answered: "di ako happy, makati lang itlog ko!"