How Are You Philippines?

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck". 3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" . 4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?) 5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry". 6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina FreshChicken" . 7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo". 8. Bakery: "Bread Pit". 9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank". 10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers" 11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ". 12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida". 13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar". 14. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".javascript:void(0) 15. A goto resto: "Goto K...

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