Thursday, July 15, 2010

HP Manager Died of HeatStroke during the Milo Marathon??

I was tagged in facebook with this story by my friend in Manila.
As I read through all these..my heart broke and feel sad about what happened to Remus, 
37 years old who joined the Milo Marathon and died 2 days after he went into a coma.


I can only pray...
Pls. read on and share to your friends and loved ones.



Remus Story as told by his Father






Note: This story has been received from Rudy Fuentes and slightly edited for public posting. If you want a copy of the original document leave a comment here with your email or email Rudy Fuentes directly at ruddi47@gmail.com



REMUS FUENTES died of multiple organ failures as result of heatstroke two days after he ran the 21K in the recent 34th Milo Marathon last Sunday, July 4, 2010.
His death was the result of fatal mistakes, sheer incompetence and gross negligence in the event organized by the Organizing Team.
My son, 37-year-old Remus ran the 21K together with a running buddy when he collapsed at 19.9 kilometer mark. There was none of organizer’s ambulance nor marshalls to respond in the incident. Policemen hailed for a taxi and they, together with his buddy, assisted in bringing him to the nearest hospital, Ospital ng Maynila. At the ER, the diagnose was suspected heart attack. My wife and me, upon being informed by his younger brother, Roy Fuentes, who also ran the 21K, rushed to the hospital and saw that Remus in coma, had seizures and struggled breathing in spite of hand-pumped oxygen and dextrose attached. His body temperature was 40 degrees C and when asked, the medical attendant told us he had fever. She introduced paracetamol intravenously twice at interval of about 15 minutes. Remus continued having seizures even until the arrival of Medical City doctor & ambulance attendants that we have arranged for his transfer. The Medical City doctor attending said his status was unstable, contrary to the earlier advice to her by the Ospital ng Maynila ER doctor. They rushed him  with the ambulance to Medical City at about 11:30 AM. There, a  series of tests were done, including blood chemistry, CT scan, etc. Cardiologist told us his heart was strong and no intervening medicine was necessary. Blood Chemistry results showed positive findings on creatinin level, an indication of  kidney failure. They suspected liver failure too. To stop his seizures, Remus was put on full sedation for 12 hours. Kidney functions further deteriorated after 36 hours. Blood pressure and heart rate went erratic. Doctors attending him in the ICU asked our permission to do dialysis and blood transfusion to stabilize his blood pressure.  Seven hours later, ICU nurse wake us up and asked us to rush to the ICU. We saw 18 medical people around him, several taking turn doing the CPR. Failing to revive him, the doctor asked our consent to stop the CPR after 15 minutes. We begged them to continue hoping for miracle. 30 minutes further, doctor told us again that all numbers in the monitoring “were bad” and asked again the consent to stop the CPR. Finally, we relented. Few minutes later, his heart rate monitor went flat. All these happened in front of my wife and me. We lost Remus 48 hours after he collapsed into coma which he has never recovered. His young wife and his eight-year old son took the news very badly.

About Heatstroke:
It usually happen in extreme sports like basketball, football, boxing and marathon.
Heat stroke is a life-threatening medical condition. The person’s cooling system, which is controlled by the brain, stops working and the internal body temperature rises to the point where brain damage or damage to other internal organs may result. The body temperature, usually at normal 37 C, goes up during the exertion of effort as result of the increased heart rate. When it reaches 40 C, the person is in danger of getting heatstroke. Above 40 C and mostly at about 42 C, the person can collapse into unconsciousness.  If nothing is done within few minutes, he can slip into coma and brain damage may occur. The proven first aid response for heatstroke is cooling the body rapidly in whatever means to the level of below 40 C before bringing him to a hospital.  Ice and water is the best way to do this, the same way it is done for a child having high fever who has convulsion.
Another way of understanding heatstroke is comparing it to the performance of car engine. At idling, the engine temp is low and safe. At sustained high speed, engine temperature increases rapidly but because of the cooling system, the heat is continuously dissipated in the radiator and safe temperature level is maintained. But when the water in the radiator is gone, Undissipated heat will rack up the engine temperature and ultimately exceeds the safe limits. At this condition, engine breakdown will occur in minutes starting with broken piston rings, rods, pistons, etc.
With the human body, perspiration cools down the body so hydration by drinking water is essential. Without water, perspiration stops and body temperature goes to critical level and into heatstroke and then organs and brain begin to fail.
Big obvious difference between human body and car engine is that you can always overhaul the engine but you cannot do that on the human body.

Why Heatstroke is More Dangerous in Marathon than in other Extreme Sports?
In basketball, the player exerts extreme effort only in bursts, stopping or slowing down intermittently which slows down heart rate and cools down the body. At timeout, they drink to replenish lost body water hence you always have the waterboy. Heart stroke is rare but ask any PBA player what they do when a player collapse. They don’t move the body but cool them off with water or ice before bringing him to the hospital.
The same is true in football and in many similar sports.
In boxing, in between rounds of three minutes, boxer rests and drinks water. We can only wonder what will happen if the rule of the sport is drastically changed and will only end when one is down and out.
In Marathon, the risk of heatstroke is much higher for the following reasons:
1. The long distance runner aims for shorter time as a goal and therefore motivated to keep a sustained effort, not unlike cars at high speed in the highway.
2. Furthermore, the target minimum time set by the organizer adds more to the motivation to run faster. The cut-off time added more pressure to the marginal marathon runner, meaning if you are used to run above the target time, the tendency is to do better time, probably at pace unproven by your body in practice. (Milo Marathon set the target for 21K medal at 2 ½ hours or less. Remus collapsed at near 20th km. with time of 2 hours 10 minutes when his previous record was 2 hours and 27 minutes. ).
3. The more critical factor is that the hydration management is not in the control of the runner. He has to rely on water availability at the water stations provided and planned by the organizer along the route. ( In this 34th Milo Marathon, several runners including Remus brother, Roy and Remus running buddy asserted that practically there was no water to drink in the last 2~3 kilometers before the finish line, a fatal failure for Remus by the organizer when they changed the route resulting in over-traffic near the finish line. There were record 28,000 runners on that day and obviously the organizers failed to anticipate the complexity of hydration. Milo’s last year marathon participant was well below 10,000 runners.)
4. The correct life-saving response for heatstroke depends on few knowledgable people who may happen to be around the person. To mitigate this, the organizer deploys ambulances with water & ice for cooling heatstroke victims and is expected to respond within minutes. In addition, marshalls are provided along the route to assess runner situations continuously. (Obviously, the organizer failed again on this aspect because Remus was helped by policemen and his buddy instead. By this time, Remus is probably already brain damaged as evident by his seizure at the hospital. No Milo people knew of Remus case on that day until Roy, his brother, sent an email informing the organizer of the incident in the next morning).
5. The Sun Factor adds to the danger in Marathon. Running under the heat of the sun in tropical country like ours cannot be underestimated. To minimize the effect of the sunheat, Marathon run is planned to finish in the early morning avoiding the heat at later time. Organizers usually take this into consideration. (Milo organized the 21K to start at 5:30 AM , a departure of common practice of  other marathons which started at 5:00 AM.  Remus collapsed at about 7:57 AM. Roy who is a better runner than his brother Remus, complained that it was unusually hot that morning even if he was able to finish it earlier in 2 hours 45 minutes )
            Clearly, Marathon is an extreme and dangerous sport even to the young, healthy and trained runners. This is not the “fun run” many people confused of.
            The organizer has clear life-and-death responsibility to make sure that the conditions the runner will run under item 3, 4 and 5 above are done properly. Obviously they did not do their job properly in the 34th Milo Marathon. In my opinion, being the father of Remus, Milo Marathon Organizers have failed my son. It is their sheer incompetence and consequently the gross negligence in their duty that results in the death of Remus …an unneccesary death.

            About Remus:
            At the time of his death, he was an IT project manager of Hewlett-Packard (HP) responsible in computerizing big companies like Unilab, Coke,  etc. including installation of hardwares (servers, etc.) and software system. He used to worked for Intel for 10 years before he moved to HP 3 years ago. He graduated in Computer Engineering. He left a housewife, Takako and two children, Raphael, 8 years old and Therese, 4 years old. Raphael is enrolled at La Salle Greenhills. He played basketball with his brothers regularly on weekends. He has been running since his high school days in Lourdes School of Mandaluyong. He has run many 10Ks and two 21Ks before these, the “Freedom Run” in June 13 and “Nature Valley” in May 20 only this year. He has no history nor complaint of illness and he lived clean.

            My Questions for the Organizers:
            1. How many died in the 34th Milo Marathon last July 4? Is it true that there was another runner at 42K who collapsed at 33 km and later died?
            2. How many runner collapsed in that marathon due to heatstroke who later survived but now are no longer the same person as before due to partial brain injury? At Ospital ng Maynila, we saw a 2nd runner brought in unconscious and woke up later but he can no longer recognize his family. Do the Organizers of knew this? What happened to him. Are their more?
            3. Is it true that another 36 year-old runner, Fidel Camson, who ran the 42K 31st Milo Marathon in November 2007 collapsed near the finish line, brought to the Ospital ng Maynila and died later of undetermined cause? If true, what did they do avoid a repeat which apparently did not happen in this 34th Milo Marathon? If true, why do they still keep their Marathon organizer for 10 years until now?
            4.  Do they keep tally of deaths in the 34 years of Milo Marathon? Do they study the statistics and establish how many died of heatstroke, the preventable one?
            5. What is the corporate culture of the Organizers regarding its respect of the value of life? Upon knowing the death of my son Remus, A Senior Vice President of one of the organizing team, who head its Beverages Business Unit went to see me and among other things, he told me that the Marathon is continuously improved and but sometimes “lapses occur and they will learn from these lapses”. Lapse is defined as  a ‘mistake’. People learn from ‘error’, a deviation from being correct but a ‘mistake’ is caused by a fault: the fault could be misjudgment or carelessness.  We learn from ‘error’ but we take action on ‘mistake’ and more drastic action when people die of this ‘mistake’. So death in my son’s case is a mere  learning process for this person? Is this the culture that pervades in their Organization? or only in him?
            6. Is the measly “humanitarian” offer to help the family shoulder medical & funeral expense to the family had become an SOP too often? Was it their expectation that as appreciation of this help, the family will keep quiet about the whole thing? Do they really think that the waiver signed by the runners protect them from being liable? Do they know that this waiver won’t apply if negligence of their duty as organizer can be established?
            7. What did the Organizers do, if any, to keep the news of Remus death from appearing in the media even after one week? Not one news item of his death appeared in the newspaper, TV or radio. Could  the news  of “ HP Manager Died of HeatStroke during the Milo Marathon” not interest the public? Were they afraid that the bigger news is when the subline “Father charged Milo Marathon Organizer of Incompetence and Negligence” which may damage the public image of the company?
                        The answers to these questions will help enlightened the public whether Milo Marathon is safe or not for the runner. To the runners, their parents, wives and relatives…they all better asked these questions before the runners decide to run in Milo Marathon.

                        Last Words from Remus Father:
                        I am not condemning the sport but the organizer who failed to make sure runners will not die of heatstroke, when the risks can be grossly minimized with proper route planning, hydration management and quick medical response. I am condemning the contribution of the apparent culture of the sponsor of diminished value of human life as indicative of its senior executive’s attitude calling my son’s death a result of lapses. My hope is something good will come out of his death and as result of improved organizing of the marathon run,  few lives will be saved from heatstroke. My other hope is to get justice and for the Organizing team to  answer for his untimely death. I am working on it.
                        Rudy Fuentes, Father of Remus

                        Note: This story has been received from Rudy Fuentes and slightly edited for public posting. If you want a copy of the original document leave a comment here with your email or email Rudy Fuentes directly at ruddi47@gmail.com




                        Tuesday, July 13, 2010

                        JOKE time po!

                        On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet
                        celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of
                        the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
                        "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?" 

                        Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. 
                        It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness 
                        --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed SINGLE."

                        HAHAHA!

                        Friday, July 9, 2010

                        CHIKKA for iPhone/iPodtouch

                        Wooow!
                        Finally, Chikka for iphone/ipodTouch has arrived !














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                        Tuesday, June 29, 2010

                        Kris Aquino: I have never controlled James


                        MANILA, Philippines - True to form, and out of respect for the presidential inaugural, James Yap, the shy and soft-spoken estranged husband of Kris Aquino, has opted to remain quiet on their breakup, which was confirmed by Kris on her farewell appearance on the ABS-CBN talk show “The Buzz.”

                        “Respeto lang po kay Presidente Noynoy,” James told The STAR in a brief interview yesterday. “He will take his oath of office tomorrow at ayoko namang agawan siya ng eksena. Our country has a lot of problems. Ewan ko ba kung bakit ang problema namin ng asawa ko ang pinagtutuunan ng pansin ng tao.”

                        A lot of people are taking Kris to task on why she has to steal the show from her Kuya Noynoy, who will be sworn in as the 15th president of the Philippines tomorrow at austere ceremonies at the newly-renovated Quirino Grandstand. He’s doing away with the parade to cut costs. “Kris said on The Buzz that she has kept quiet for two years about her marital problem,” said a disappointed Kris fan. “If she had waited that long, couldn’t she have waited two weeks or two months more until after Noynoy had taken his oath of office and gotten settled in office before she spoke out about her domestic problem?”

                        Kris left home last week with sons Joshua and Baby James, leaving James alone at the new house in Makati they bought last year from the money they got from selling their conjugal home in Valle Verde in Quezon City. Asked if Kris broke up with him so that she and her sons could move to Malacañang by themselves, James said, “It’s up to her.”

                        Would he have wanted to move with them to Malacañang if he and Kris hadn’t broken up?

                        “Bakit ako lilipat doon, eh, may bahay naman akong tinitirhan?” Asked further what he plans to do now that Kris has publicly confirmed their breakup, James said, “It’s up to her,” insisting that no third party was involved in the breakup as there was none in their previous fights.

                        Meanwhile, here’s Kris’ text message to The STAR in reaction to the STAR story that she’s a “controlling” and “domineering” wife:

                        “That snippet of a conversation you printed occurred on April 26. And that wasn’t the straw that broke the camel’s back – it was what James told Baby James in front of me. Sorry but I can’t make public what it was. That’s why I kept my silence on The Buzz last Sunday. At three-years-old, my son is vulnerable and can be emotionally and psychologically damaged.”

                        “May I make it clear that I didn’t provoke that fight. We were keeping our distance from each other for several weeks when James exploded. Yes, I am guilty of many times saying I wanted out. But I have never involved our son. I have never said words that would hurt Baby James and negate his value as my child. I am trying to be decent and proper.”

                        “It isn’t valuing my feelings. You of all people and after all you have witnessed in all your years of being Ricky Lo you would know that infidelity once accused and, may I add, broadcast on national television and with lurid details thrown at your face, somehow no matter how it is denied and no matter how hard you may try to believe your husband, the very fact that you needed to be publicly humiliated and privately mocked just puts wounds in your heart and mind that don’t heal.”

                        “I have never controlled James. More than one year na nga akong hindi nakikialam sa kanya. We have been living under one roof but totally separate lives. I honestly felt I was near my breaking point last week – that I could easily have a nervous breakdown because of presenting an everything-is-OK picture to the world when my home life has been so unhappy for so long. I was tired of lying to the world and lying to myself.”

                        “Our lawyers discussed with Dondon Monteverde (James’ manager) last Saturday and they will meet with James’ lawyers in the next few days. Under the law, because of the kids I do have a right to our condo in Makati but if he refuses to vacate, ayoko ng gulo. My Mom was insistent before that the practical thing to do was to ask for a prenup. James is smarter than you all give him credit for. He told me then na-i-insulto ang pagkatao niya and I was stupid enough to not insist.”

                        “I just want a chance to heal. Akala ng lahat ako lang yung madaldal at pwedeng masakit magsalita. Hindi niyo lang alam lahat ng insultong inabot na rin ng pagkatao ko sa years na pinagsamahan namin. I have shared all this with off the record. I am not asking you to take my side but just to see why I am firm in saying this is a separation that will be legalized and finalized.”

                        By the way, James said that he’s attending President-elect Noynoy Aquino’s inaugural tomorrow. After all, in spite of his and Kris’ domestic problem, he’s still very much a member of the family.

                        source: www.abscbnnews.com

                        Sunday, June 27, 2010

                        Jovit Baldivino singing Carrie at ASAP XV with Surprise Phone Call From Arnel Pineda [Video]

                        Asap XV 6.20.10-Jovit Baldivino*Surprise phone call from arnel pineda* Jovit Baldivino Surprise Phone Call From Arnel PinedaFirst Grand Champion of Pilipinas Got Talent Jovit Baldivino sing Open Arms during the Pilipinas Got Talent (YOU GOT IT) reunion concert 2010. a 16-year-old student from Batangas shared how his life changed after he auditioned for the country's biggest talent search "Pilipinas Got Talent."

                        Friday, June 25, 2010

                        Jesus is in a Tricycle

                        I was riding a "tricycle" ( a public utility vehicle )in one of my short visits in Manila when I saw this in front of my face.




                        Halleluyaaaaah!
                        Wherever I go, He keeps reminding me of His awesome presence.

                        Yes!

                        Jesus is Lord forever!

                        Ameeeeen!

                        Note:
                        Tricycle - Tricycles are motorcycles with side cars bigger than the pedicab, which has the legal capacity of 5 passengers including the driver. However, due to the oil price increase, some drivers will accept up to 10-15 passengers: squeezed in the sidecar and the backseat of the driver, hanging at the rear or sides of the sidecar and/or sitting on the roof top. Other times these vehicles carry loads of market goods, hardware or furniture and even appliances.


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                        Thursday, June 17, 2010

                        FW: SOMETHING YOU MAY NEVER SEE AGAIN


































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                        To Be 6 Again...

                        To Be 6 Again...

                        A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.. Since her birthday was not
                        Far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

                        'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

                        On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

                        Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

                        Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
                        What a fabulous adventure!
                        Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

                        He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

                        Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
                        'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

                        The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he is still gonna get it wrong.


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                        Tuesday, June 15, 2010

                        Fw: Loved it so much!


                        Read to the end, you will laugh just picturing it happening.
                        I love the thoughts she lives by!!!
                        I didn't break the elastic...




                        Don't break the elastic!
                        In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older.
                        And, there on television, she said it was 'exciting...'
                        Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day.....like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first.

                        The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is such a simple and honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words!

                        Maya Angelou said this:
                        'I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.'

                        'I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.'

                        'I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.'

                        'I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a life.'

                        'I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.'

                        'I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back...'

                        'I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision..'

                        'I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one..'

                        'I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back...'

                        'I've learned that I still have a lot to learn..'

                        'I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.'

                        Please send this to five phenomenal women today... and back to me if you think I'm one also.
                        If you do, something good will happen: You will boost another woman's self-esteem.

                        If you don't....the elastic will break and your underpants will fall down around your ankles!
                        Believe me, I didn't take any chances on MY elastic breaking.....I sent it to a lot of special women I care for.





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                        Monday, June 14, 2010

                        AGA MUHLACH - Philippine Governance

                        Noynoy, pakinggan mo si Aga Muhlach .
                        Sana may makuha kang idea.
                        Malay mo tsumamba.

                        I pray, sana maayos mo ang Pilipinas.
                        Amen.

                        Saturday, June 5, 2010

                        One Sunday morning at Philippine Embassy Singapore







                        One day at Philippine Embassy Singapore.
                        Halos lahat ng places dito mapa- HDB, condo o landed .. May chance kang di mabasa pg-umulan kasi may mga covered walks naman. Ganyan ka love ng Singapore ang residents nila dito.
                        Dito sa Philippine Embassy sa Singapore, wala kang choice kung di eenjoy ang tulo ng ulan. Kahit nakaupo ka na, akala mo masaya ka na? Di noh. Basa ka!

                        Sings," oh ang bayan kong Pilipinas..,"



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                        Thursday, June 3, 2010

                        HUGE Sinkhole in Philippines Found

                        I received this email from a friend in Aussie right after I posted a link about the Guatemala sinkhole.
                        Filipinos are the best! hahah! upssss. 


                        --------
                        8 Amazing Holes!
                        These holes are not only amazing, but some of these are really terrifying - especially #8! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are.
                         


                        1. Kimberley Big Hole , South Africa

                         Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world,
                        this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds
                        before being closed in 1914.
                         


                        2. Glory Hole , Monticello Dam, CA 

                        A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir.

                         
                        This is the 'Glory Hole' at Monticello dam,
                        and it's the largest in the world of this type
                        of spillway, its size enabling it to consume
                        14,400 cubic feet of water every second.
                         

                        3. Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah

                         This is supposedly the largest man-made
                        excavation on earth. Extraction began in 1863 and still continues today, the pit is increasing in size constantly. In its current state the hole is

                        75 miles deep and 2.5 miles wide.
                         


                        4. Great Blue Hole , Belize
                          This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a
                        blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize 
                        There are numerous blue holes around the world,
                        but none as stunning as this one.
                         


                        5. Mirny Diamond Mine , Serbia
                         
                        I'm pretty sure most people have seen this one.
                        It's an absolute beast and holds the title of largest
                        open diamond mines in the world. A t 525 meters
                        deep, with a top diameter of 1200 meters, there's
                        even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few 
                        helicopters having been sucked in.


                        6. Diavik Mine , Canada
                         

                         
                         
                        The mine is so huge and the area so remote
                        that it has its own airport with a runway large
                        enough to accommodate a Boeing 737.
                        It looks equally cool when the surrounding
                        water is frozen.
                         

                        7. Sinkhole in Guatemala
                         
                        These photos are of a sinkhole that occurred
                        early this year in Guatemala . The hole swallowed
                        a dozen homes and killed at least 3 people..
                         

                        8. And the really terrifying one?
                         
                        This is the famous Malacanang Palace 'Rat Hole' that you have heard about where there are many A_ _holes. It is capable of swallowing trillions and trillions of Pesos... Annually! Never to be heard from again.
                         
                         THE LAST ONE IS TRULY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! HE HE  HE……..

                         

                        Thursday, May 27, 2010

                        How to Ride the Jeepney in the Philippines

                        My First and Last Job


                        My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a gymnasium , but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

                        SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

                        Ang Visa ni Lolo


                        This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspaper in the
                        Philippines .

                        A 70-year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila
                        for his VISA interview.
                        The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. The Consul told the young
                        man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.

                        "Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?" The grandson translated.

                        "Sabihin mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon."
                        "He said he wants to see his children there."
                        Fair enough, that's what the lolo's application indicated.

                        The Consul had another question. "Ask him why does he have to go there? Why can't his children just
                        come and visit him here?"

                        The grandson translated this in Tagalog.

                        Lolo replied: "Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko.
                        Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay."
                        (Translation: "Tell him, my children were born here. They've seen the
                        Philippines already. I just want to see America before I die.")

                        The HEARTLESS Consul was unimpressed as he declared, devoid of any emotion, that he was rejecting
                        the visa application "because the applicant was unable to speak any word of English."

                        "Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles."

                        The lolo was equally unimpressed. "Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag na huwag mong papalitan ang
                        sasabihin ko:
                        "****** ina niya, bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag
                        Tagalog! ?"

                        Translated, "He said: You son of a *****, how come you are here... you do not know how to speak in
                        Tagalog!?"

                        Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and approved lolo's visa application
                        in pronto.

                        (Taken from The Philippine Star (newspaper), written by Boo Chanco)

                        Go LoLo...Mabuhay ang Pinoy!!!

                        Bumper Stickers


                        I'm Not An Alcoholic
                        I'M A DRUNK!
                        Alcoholics Go To Meetings.

                        Thursday, May 20, 2010

                        Beware of some buyers in Facebook Marketplace

                        Ok I am letting go of my macbook so I've decided to post it in Facebook marketplace.

                        And hoooh boy!
                        In an instant, I got a lot of enquiries from different people but would you believe
                        with almost the same content.

                        These scammers should have talked, brainstormed and do each transactions carefully with a different style.

                        Talking with a Lack of creativity huh!

                        Lolx!

                        I wonder how they're gona do it with paypal?

                        Mmmmm....
                        Read for yourself.













                        Comments would be appreciated to help warn everyone.

                        Good day!

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                        Saturday, March 27, 2010

                        VANDALISM IN UP lolx

                        -- di ko alam kung meron na dito.. pero i really find it amusing.. Laughing
                        baka may alam din kayo sa school or lugar nyo share na lang..

                        FA Wall:
                        "nobody cares"
                        somebody answered:
                        "not even the carebares?"
                        then another:
                        "not even kier?"
                        then:
                        "not even zoren?"
                        lastly:
                        "not even zorro?"
                        all written by different people.


                        AS:
                        AS chairs:
                        "push button to eject seatmate"

                        "push button to eject urself"

                        "push button to kill teacher."

                        "push button to eject teacher"
                        ....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"


                        AS cubicle:
                        "Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan....

                        AS chair :
                        "you know bobo? bobo is you!"

                        AS 1st floor CR:
                        "if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

                        AS 1st floor CR uli:
                        " Im a simple gay "
                        tapos me sumagot
                        "sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
                        tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
                        "sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as
                        a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"


                        CHEM:
                        Chem chair:
                        "push button to spray acid on prof's face."

                        Another chem chair:
                        "You Boron!!!"


                        BIO:
                        Bio chair:
                        "Push cadaver to haunt teacher."


                        FO Santos:
                        "SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."


                        ENG'G:
                        Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
                        "Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
                        Reply:
                        "the future you are holding is very small."


                        GAB:
                        sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
                        "takas ng ward 7"


                        MATH:
                        sa cr sa may math building:
                        "SUMAPI SA NPA! "
                        may sumagot:
                        "PAANO? "
                        may sumagot pa:
                        "MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING
                        TINDAHAN!"

                        sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
                        "BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

                        sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
                        "you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
                        May nag-reply:
                        "find x."

                        sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
                        nakasulat sa armchair:
                        "F*CK DA WORLD! "
                        ta's may sumagot:
                        "F*CK U TOO!
                        --WORLD—"

                        3rd floor math cr:
                        "kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."


                        UPIS
                        sa loob ng music room.
                        "maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
                        tas may sumagot
                        "nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
                        tas may sumagot uli
                        "weh "
                        tas may nag-react uli
                        "oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"


                        VINZONS:
                        Wall ng vinzons
                        "Do not steal. The government hates competition"

                        men's cr sa Vinzon's:
                        "remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook
                        your food."

                        men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
                        "if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"


                        NIGS:
                        sa isang upuan:
                        "f*ck nigs!"
                        may nagreply:
                        "who's nigs?"


                        MAIN LIB
                        Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
                        "UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
                        tapos may sumagot...
                        "mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

                        KALAI:
                        nietzsche-"god is dead"
                        God- "Nietzsche is dead!"


                        SC:
                        sa labas ng PNB:
                        "in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

                        sa girls' CR:
                        "Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
                        Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

                        sa girls' CR uli:
                        "My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"
                        Reply:
                        "Pray to God"

                        Sa Vinson's Hall Men's CR
                        "Pustahan tayo habang binabasa mo 'to hawak mo ang *** mo"

                        Sa AS Men's CR
                        NAkapaskil: "paki-flush after gamitin"
                        reply with face of ERAP: "Anong flush?"
                        May sumagot ulit:"Hyperbolic of flus"

                        ANG HOST AT ANG CONTESTANT

                        Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the
                        Philippines?

                        Contestant: Niyog?

                        Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.

                        Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

                        *********

                        Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose
                        Rizal?

                        Contestant: Sa back?

                        Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay
                        letter "L"
                        (Luneta).

                        Contestant: Likod?

                        Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang
                        initials ng modern name nito
                        (Rizal Park).

                        Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)

                        ************

                        Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag
                        summer upang maligo?

                        Contestant: Banyo?

                        Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

                        Contestant: Bubong?

                        Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga
                        babaeng
                        naka-bikini.

                        Contestant: Beerhouse!

                        ************

                        Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na
                        sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay
                        nalulunod?

                        Contestant: Lifebuoy?

                        Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng
                        sabon
                        ang pangalan ng ito.

                        Contestant : Safeguard?

                        Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot
                        mo.

                        Contestant : Safe Buoy?

                        Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang
                        kaniyang
                        katawan.

                        Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!

                        ************

                        Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na
                        flotation device sa dagat upang
                        hindi ka malunod?

                        Contestant: Sirena?

                        Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.

                        Contestant: Siyokoy?

                        Host: Hindi ito lalake.

                        Contestant: Siyoke?

                        ************

                        Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower
                        of the Philippines?

                        Contestant: Sunflower?

                        Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.

                        Contestant: Stork?

                        Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.

                        Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?

                        Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".

                        Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?

                        Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at
                        dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan
                        ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa
                        letrang "A", at kapangalan ng
                        isang sikat na singer?

                        Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!

                        ************

                        Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster
                        (Eugene Torre) of Asia?

                        Contestant: Carole KING?

                        Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.

                        Contestant: Al QUINN?

                        Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.

                        Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?

                        Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.

                        Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?

                        Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.

                        Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?

                        Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.

                        Contestant: Jerry PONS?

                        Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng
                        piyesa
                        sa Chess. Yung
                        kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.

                        Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!

                        ************

                        Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of
                        the Philippines?

                        Contestant: Kuto?

                        Host: Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.

                        Contestant: Kutong Lupa!

                        *************

                        Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa
                        500
                        Peso bill? Clue, may
                        initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)

                        Contestant: Nora Aunor?

                        Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end
                        sa "Y".

                        Contestant: Guy Aunor?

                        Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.

                        Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?

                        Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.

                        Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA
                        AUNOR!!!

                        Friday, March 26, 2010

                        ONLY HOPE For The Philippines



                        This is the BEST email that I received today.

                        Loved this. Yes I agree.
                        God is our only HOPE for the healing and Full restoration of our country, The Philippines.

                        Not rallies , complaints or anger.
                        Just PRAYER and talking to Him..

                        Blogging and spreading this out.

                        *THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE PHILIPPINES*

                        by Father James Reuter, S.J.

                        By her own admission, GMA (Gloria Macapagal Arroyo) rightfully assessed that over the last decades; our republic has become one of the weakest, steadily left behind by its more progressive neighbors.' Forty years ago, we were only second to Japan in economic stature, and way ahead of Singapore , Hong Kong , Malaysia , and Thailand . Today, at our present growth rate, it will take us 30 years to get to where Thailand is.

                        1.. A population of 160 Million;

                        2. Of those, 70 to 90 million (equivalent to our current population) will live below the poverty line;

                        3. Our national debt is estimated to be at US$200B (compared to US$28B when Marcos fled, and US$53B today);

                        4. We will be competing, not against Thailand or even Vietnam , but against Bangladesh ;

                        5. We will be the most corrupt nation in Asia , if not in the world (we're already ranked 11th most corrupt nation by Transparency International) .

                        The signs are clear. Our nation is headed towards an irreversible path of economic decline and moral decadence. It is not for lack of effort. We've seen many men and women of integrity in and out of government, NGOs, church groups & people's organization devote themselves to the task of nation-building, often times against insurmountable odds.

                        But not even two people's revolutions, bloodless as they may be, have made a dent in reversing this trend. At best, we have moved one step forward, but three steps backward.

                        We need a force far greater than our collective efforts, as a people, can ever hope to muster. It is time to move the battle to the spiritual realm.. It's time to claim GOD's promise of healing of the land for His people. It's time to gather GOD's people on its knees to pray for the economic recovery and moral reformation of our nation.

                        Is prayer really the answer? Before you dismiss this as just another rambling of a religious fanatic, I'd like you to consider some lessons we can glean from history.

                        England 's ascendancy to world power was preceded by the Reformation, a spiritual revival fueled by intense prayers.

                        The early American settlers built the foundation that would make it the most powerful nation today - a strong faith in GOD and a disciplined prayer life. Throughout its history, and especially at its major turning points, waves of revival and prayer movement swept across the land.

                        In recent times, we see Korea as a nation experiencing revival and in the process producing the largest Christian church in the world today, led by Rev. Paul Yongi Cho. No wonder it has emerged as a strong nation when other economies around it are faltering.

                        Even from a purely secular viewpoint, it makes a lot of sense. For here there is genuine humbling & seeking of GOD through prayer, moral reformation necessarily follows. And this, in turn, will lead to general prosperity. YES, we believe prayer can make a difference. It's our only hope.

                        Today, we launch this email brigade, to inform Filipinos from all over the world to pray, as a people, for the economic recovery and moral reformation of our nation. We do not ask for much. We only ask for 5 minutes of your time in a day, to fwd this email to your close friends and relatives.

                        This is the kind of unity which can make a big difference. Of course, if you feel strongly, as I do, about the power of prayer, you can be more involved by starting your own prayer group or prayer center.

                        We have tried people power twice; in both cases, it fell short. Maybe it's time to try prayer power. GOD never fails. Is there hope? YES! We can rely on God's promise, but we have to do our part. If we humble ourselves and pray as a people, GOD will heal our land. By GOD's grace, we may yet see a better future for our children.

                        'If My people, who are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray, and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from Heaven, and will forgive their sins, and will heal their land...'(2 Chronicles 7:14).

                        If you care for your children and grandchildren, PLEASE pass this on. .. ...
                        Let's not just abandon the Philippines



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                        Monday, March 1, 2010

                        In Response to the Email Scam

                        Out of curiousity, I replied to the guy like this.

                        "Junbee!!!
                        Napasukan ng anu ung email mo. Narinig ko na to dati.
                        Replayan ko to ng ganito.

                        Ive heard it. Will send u $$$ soon. Just wait ok?"


                        And he replied,

                        " Thank you so much for your response and concern towards my situation. Please help me send the money as soon as possible so i can sort out myseld and leave here,i will refund it when i get back. I will be waiting for your help soon.

                        junbee laxina"


                        I replied,

                        "Ok i will need to withdraw some $$$ soon.just dont worry ok?
                        i will send you 3000.just buy ur plain ticket and get back here!"


                        Ok.
                        I will keep this guy entertained
                        until the police will catch him!
                        I need your help on this one peepz! Pls. Spread this till it reached UK!!!





                        - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

                        WARNING: Another Email Scam!

                        I've received this from my friend's yahoo email and of course,
                        right there and then I knew that it's a scam!!!

                        If anyone of you is residing in UK and happens to know the
                        address stated below, please report to the police ASAP!
                        This guy must be stopped! Ilan na kaya ang mga naging biktima nito???

                        Name: Junbee Laxina ( this is my friend's name that he is using)
                        Address: 40 Lea Bridge Road,
                        London, E10 7EB,
                        United Kingdom


                        Read on below for the details of the email:


                        How are you doing today? This has had to come in a hurry and it has left me in a devastating state.I had to come down to U.K for an urgent situation, unfortunately for me Robbers attacked the Hotel I lodged. They made away with my entire luggage, all my money and contact dairy. I had spoken to my Embassy, they only cleared me of my travelling documents. I didn't bring my phone here and the hotel telephone lines were disconnected during the robbery, so I have access to only emails. Please can you send me £1250 as early as possible so I can return home. I will refund it immediately i get back. Western Union or Money Gram seems to be the safest and quickest option for now, please send to the details below:

                        Name: Junbee Laxina
                        Address: 40 Lea Bridge Road,
                        London, E10 7EB,
                        United Kingdom

                        Please as soon as you are done sending it, write out the transfer details ,including (MTCN) or scan the receipt and send it to me. Thank you so much as I would be waiting to hear from you.
                        Regards,

                        junbee laxina

                        Tuesday, February 23, 2010

                        Top Pinoy Business Names



                        1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck".
                        3. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" .
                        4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". (Is there a Café Pisil nearby?)
                        5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry".
                        6. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina FreshChicken" .
                        7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".
                        8. Bakery: "Bread Pit".
                        9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".
                        10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers"
                        11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ".
                        12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida".
                        13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar".
                        14. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".javascript:void(0)
                        15. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"
                        16. Internet cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@".
                        17. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita".
                        18. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem".
                        19.. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee".
                        20. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay".
                        21. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock".
                        22. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago".
                        23. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you".
                        24. Petshop: "Petness First"
                        25. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses". (I heard there’s another florist nearby whose store is named “Petal Attraction” )
                        26. Taxicab: "Income Taxi".
                        27. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around".
                        28. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit".
                        29. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber".
                        30. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop".
                        31. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street ".
                        32. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"
                        33. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You".
                        34. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot"..
                        35. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines".
                        36. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is: "Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching".
                        37. A bakery selling pandesal in Las Pinas: PETER PANDESAL
                        38. A Binalot Resto: LOTLOT BINALOT
                        39. Yung ngtitinda ng LPG sa aming nayon: "Mighty Gas" (he he sama pkinggan)
                        40. Gotohan sa Marikina nung ako'y bata pa..-->Goto Hell

                        Thursday, February 18, 2010

                        TAWANAN KONTI …


                        TAWANAN KONTI …


                        Three Feelings:
                        What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
                        Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
                        Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and
                        Panic is when both are pregnant.

                        BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168?
                        Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
                        Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

                        Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU!
                        Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI!

                        Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen.

                        Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"
                        Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

                        Why did Erap shoot his wife when he bought a house?
                        Because the contract reads: 'Execute all 3 copies together with your wife...'

                        Ano ang nagpasikat kay Erap? Wristband.
                        Ano ang magpapayaman kay Abalos? Broadband.
                        Ano ang magpapabagsak kay GMA? Husband!

                        JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
                        ERAP: ? (di nagsasalita)
                        JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
                        ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?


                        BF: May ibibigay akong gift sayo, pero hulaan mo muna!
                        GF: Sige, clue naman...
                        BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
                        GF: Kwintas?
                        BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD!

                        *

                        Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
                        Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
                        Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
                        Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
                        Juan: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
                        Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
                        Juan: Baraha.

                        *

                        I thought my life is lonely till I saw a man with no arms but happily shakes his body.
                        I asked him: "You don't have an arm, why are you! so happy?"
                        He answered: "di ako happy, makati lang itlog ko!"

                        Friday, January 22, 2010

                        BEWARE in taking a cab in Philippines

                        Saw this link in my facebook and just wana share.
                        Be cautious in taking a cab, anywhere.
                        Pinas, how are you gona deal with this?




                        January 13, 2009
                        Superklasse Wednesday


                        After four months of not going to a club (LITERALLY), I finally did to show some support for one of my best friends, Mel and to see friends who I haven’t seen for the longest longest longest time. It was the first time I’ve ever set foot in Encore (to think I used to go to Embassy every week). It felt surreal to be out and without my boyfriend, LJ, who couldn’t come due to an early class the following day.

                        I only had 4 drinks: 3 Amaretto Sours and a Mai Tai. It felt good seeing a lot of my friends. We took so many pictures that my fully charged camera went low bat. Anyway, Mel and I decided to leave Encore by 2:30 A.M. Our friends stayed behind since the club closes at 3 A.M. Mel and I were taking separate cabs since she goes home to Mandaluyong and I to Makati. I WAS COMPLETELY SOBER. Not even a bit tipsy.

                        I remember telling her as we were leaving the club “It’s my first time going home in a cab alone from this club.” Mel was a bit concerned, even offering me to stay over her place for the night.. I told her not to worry, I ALWAYS get home safely.

                        So we went to get our cabs and I made sure Mel got into her cab first. Then I was looking for a cab who wouldn’t fix the price (you know how it is at The Fort) and there was one who volunteered that he’d use the meter. So I took his offer. I distinctly remember most of the waiting cabs were DAVIS cabs. Mine was not. And I was so damn stupid not to get his taxi’s name and plate number.

                        In the middle of the ride, I started changing into regular shorts and top. The driver wasn’t looking though but suddenly his hand reached for behind and I was surprised. He was saying, “MAY NAHULOG. Wallet mo ata.” I found a 50 peso bill on the floor. Then he said, “Ang dami mo sigurong pera. Mayaman ka noh?” I didn’t answer. I started getting nervous. I started looking for the cab’s number (which is usually written on the side of the doors). There were faint markings but it couldn’t be understood. The driver noticed my agitation and said, “Anong hinahanap mo? Plate number? Bigay ko sayo.” I was like, “Never mind.” I did NOT want him to know I was getting nervous already. Plus we were so near my house. I thought, what could go wrong?

                        But something did. Three streets away from my house, the cab driver “hit” a pothole or hump or whatever. He pulled over to the side and said, “Tangina, pano na yan? Na-lock yung steering wheel. Hindi ko maikot.” I was just looking at him, confused. I have no knowledge of cars so I do not know if he was bluffing or not. The meter was 75. I gave him a hundred. He had no change daw so I was like, “Fine, whatever. There’s nothing I can do about it.” I stepped out of the cab, in the middle of Bautista Street, a long street but near my house. It was almost 3 A.M. When I looked back, the cab was gone.

                        HOW IN THE WORLD WAS HE ABLE TO DRIVE AWAY IF HIS STEERING WHEEL WAS “LOCKED”?

                        I called my boyfriend up AND THANK GOD HE ANSWERED HIS PHONE. He was sleeping already, good thing the call woke him up. I was trying to remain calm. I told him my dilemma. Suddenly an empty cab drove by. A DIFFERENT ONE. I hailed it. I had probably less than half a kilometer to my house which was three streets away. The cab took me in and I ended the call.

                        Two more lefts, it was my house already. It was Camalig Street, then Bigasan Street. Suddenly the driver went left, the street just right before my house, Camalig. I said very politely, “Kuya, MALI. Atras ka, atras ka. Sa kabilang street pa. One more left.” The driver just kept driving like he didn’t hear. I said it again. Then he stopped and looked at me. Then he said, “Bayaran mo na.” I was weirded out. I was like, “Why? This is not even my house. It’s on the next street.” Besides, we haven’t traveled far. The meter was still at 30 pesos.

                        SUDDENLY, without warning, the driver grabbed my neck and jumped to the back. My first thought was, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?”. But his grip was getting tighter and tighter. I literally couldn’t breathe and felt my consciousness slipping. As we were struggling, I kept scratching at his eyes and reaching for the lock of the left door. He was on top of me hitting my head repeatedly while his other hand around my neck. I was choking and choking when I realized the left side HAD NO FUCKING LOCK, which means I couldn’t get out. Which means I had to try my luck on the right side. Imagine my struggle to get to the other side as a full grown, heavyset man kept bashing my head, scratching my face, pulling my hair and hitting me. I kept scratching his eyes. It was all I could do. When his grip loosened a bit, I managed to open the right door with so much effort. Unfortunately he pulled me back with my hair. Imagine MY TERROR as the door closed again!!!!! I couldn’t scream anymore. Besides, who would hear me I was inside a fucking car. My neck was so sore and I was close to fainting. I kept scratching his eyes and reaching for the door until by some miracle, I opened it fully and screamed with what was remaining of my voice.

                        The driver said something like, “Tangina, it’s not worth it.” And literally kicked me out of the car. I rolled out onto the street with my shoulder bag which was slung around me the whole time with its remaining contents. The driver suddenly sped away. Till now, I don’t know his motive, whether it be rape or hold up. Or both. Or murder.

                        So there I was in the middle of the street, barefoot. Then I realized why the hell am I so wet?! I realized I was sitting in a pool of my own blood. There was so much blood dripping from the right side of my head, it was like a half-closed faucet if you get what I mean. I started screaming for help.

                        This time the apartment I was right in front of lights’ went on. Imagine the horror on these people’s faces as I literally crawled towards them bloodied and barefoot. When I reached out to them for help, I saw my arm. It was covered in blood. And I could feel that I was losing so much more. I asked for a cellphone. I still had the consciousness to call my boyfriend. The people who took me in were nice enough to let me call. They talked to LJ and informed him of what happened. They even cleaned me up. Suddenly there was the barangay people and witnesses. That’s when everything became hazy. The barangay people said that they had to take me to the hospital because I was losing so much blood.

                        I was taken to Makati Medical Center ER. I still remember as I was being loaded onto the wheelchair the horrified looks of the people outside the hospital. I even had a high school batchmate who was assigned as my nurse, Erika Bautista (THANK YOU SO MUCH). In her own words she said that when I came in I looked like I was already in critical condition. I am not exaggerating when I say this: I WAS LITERALLY COVERED IN BLOOD. Head to foot.

                        Everything was in a daze after that. All I remember was the blood. Under my nails, on my face, on my hair, on my neck, my chest, my legs, my toes. Even my armpits had blood. Truly, I have never seen so much in my whole life. My face started bruising up so much I could see my right cheek even if I look straight ahead. I also had so much hair falling out because the guy kept on pulling it. But what bothered me was the blood that kept dripping continuously from the right side of my head… and the pain. The doctor said the cut was so deep it LOOKS LIKE I WAS STABBED. It was really bad. I wouldn’t stop crying. I hate the sight of blood and here I am, a walking bloody blob. My first medical gown was drenched in blood. So they had to change it. I changed my medical gown four times before I was discharged. That’s how bad the bleeding was.

                        When LJ arrived the hospital, I forced myself to be cheerful. I smiled and said “HAPPY MONTHSARY!” It was our 2nd monthsary. Geez what a way to spend it. Till now this hurts me, thinking how ironic the situation is. He said the wounds on my head were like the claw marks in the Jurassic Park movie logo. B, no words can express what I feel towards the situation and how grateful I am that you were there. Basta alam mo na yun.

                        Anyway, after a few hours, I got a CT scan to detect hemorrhages and X-Rays. Good thing it all came out negative. But I had so many wounds and lacerations on my head. They had to STITCH THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY TEMPLE AND ANOTHER ONE AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD. But there are still minor wounds all over my head, even the inside of my ear has blood till now. Till now my hair is all stiff and sticky from the blood. They shampooed my hair in the hospital but a lot of it still haven’t come out. (I woke up today with dried blood on my pillow).

                        The first time I saw a mirror, I could not believe my eyes. I thought it was just dirt and dried blood but then I realized I had a giant bruise on my right cheek and deep scratches on my face. I got a Wet One but it just won’t come off. I had to face it, my face was really fucked up. My neck had strangle marks, my jaw was swollen, I had two semi-black eyes, my cheeks were patches of black and blue and the abrasions and cuts were deep on my face. I look like the Bride of Chuckie.

                        After they sutured me, I became delirious for sometime. Not knowing what I was saying to LJ but he said I was acting strange and started rambling about random things that I don’t remember.

                        The police came and they got the license plate of the cab DAW from the witnesses but they weren’t sure if it’s accurate. We’re still planning an investigation. I lost my school ID, cellphone, cash and camera. The only things that I salvaged from the incident were my shoes, a brush and a dress. They were covered in blood as well. Now, the question is, are the first and second cab incidents related? Is it a Modus Operandi?

                        Anyway, I’m out of the hospital now. My body is aching all over and my face looks like Pacquiao practiced on it.

                        The reason why I am writing this note is TO WARN EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU PEOPLE TO BE CAREFUL. I never ever thought such a thing could happen to me. I thought it only happens in the movies. Imagine, I was just a street away from my home and THIS HAPPENED. A STREET AWAY. Thank God I wasn’t drunk, Thank God the guy did not have weapons (I think), Thank God some kind souls helped me. Thank God I had the presence of mind not to remove his hands from my neck but to scratch his eyes out and reach for the lock. Some girls initial defense would be to un-strangle themselves but I didn’t. I let him strangle me. My main objective was to get the damn door open and escape.

                        The doctor told my boyfriend I was lucky to be alive, before leaving the hospital. As I was struggling inside the taxi, I did not see the whole “your life flashes before you when you’re dying” thingy.

                        NO. That’s why I fought against him as much as I could. I told myself over and over again, “NOT TODAY… NOT TODAY… This isn’t how I should die. I’m too good for this.”


                        I SAW the reason why I should keep on living. That’s why I’m still here today.

                        PXG 725 or PSG 725
                        White Taxi