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Welcome to one of my faves Singapore MRT Interchange: Dhoby Gaut SMRT Interchange. Like ko 'tong walkalator na 'to sa Dhoby Gaut Interchange. (para sa mga tamad maglakad like me. Haha!) Sa Dhoby Gaut Interchange pwede ka magchange train papuntang Vivo City or Lumipat sa Circle Line. Eto yung list ng pwede mo babaan na trains pag sa Dhoby Gaut ka manggagaling. Ok that's all for now mga madlang people. Don't forget to Subscribe for more Buhay Singapore Tips. I will try my best to update this blog everyday para sa inyo na gusto mgbakasyon o maghahanap ng work dito sa Singapore. Till next time! - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Subject: TAWA PINOY - LAUGHTER IS D BEST MEDICINE 2 Mental Patient nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama ... Sira 1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag ka na lang matulog. (Bumaba sira 1.) Sira 2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat ka na dito! ____________ __ MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na. Dalhin mo sa malayo! MISTER: Ok! MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa? MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di ako nakauwi! ____________ _________ _ PEDRO: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid. Grabe ang linaw ngayon nang pandinig ko! JUAN: Wow, galing! Magkanong bili mo sa hearing aid? PEDRO: Kahapon lang! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle! PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis? JUAN: 5 months! PEDRO: Tagal naman! JUAN: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito sa box nya eh: ...

NO MORE ERAP JOKES; PACQUIAO NAMAN Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan. Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...gusto ko gumanda! Genie: Buksan mo ang bote. Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako? Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako. ------------ --------- --------- --------- Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg? Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA! ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Reporter: Noong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee? Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e. Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon? Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know… ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast. Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na? Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon? ------------ --------- --------- -------- Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo.. H...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a gymnasium , but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspaper in the Philippines . A 70-year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview. The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States. "Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?" The grandson translated. "Sabihin mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon." "He said he wants to see his children there." Fair enough, that's what the lolo's application indicated. The Consul had another question. "Ask him why does he have to go there? Why can't his children just come and visit him here?" The grandson translated this in Tagalog. Lolo replied: "Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko. Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay....

TAWANAN KONTI … Three Feelings: What is the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when your wife is pregnant, Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168? Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit? Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako! Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU! Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI! Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen. Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?" Applicant: " The company relocated a...