AGA MUHLACH - Philippine Governance

Noynoy, pakinggan mo si Aga Muhlach .
Sana may makuha kang idea.
Malay mo tsumamba.

I pray, sana maayos mo ang Pilipinas.
Amen.

One Sunday morning at Philippine Embassy Singapore

One day at Philippine Embassy Singapore.
Halos lahat ng places dito mapa- HDB, condo o landed .. May chance kang di mabasa pg-umulan kasi may mga covered walks naman. Ganyan ka love ng Singapore ang residents nila dito.
Dito sa Philippine Embassy sa Singapore, wala kang choice kung di eenjoy ang tulo ng ulan. Kahit nakaupo ka na, akala mo masaya ka na? Di noh. Basa ka!

Sings," oh ang bayan kong Pilipinas..,"



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HUGE Sinkhole in Philippines Found

I received this email from a friend in Aussie right after I posted a link about the Guatemala sinkhole.
Filipinos are the best! hahah! upssss. 


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8 Amazing Holes!
These holes are not only amazing, but some of these are really terrifying - especially #8! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are. 


1. Kimberley Big Hole , South Africa

 Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world,
this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds
before being closed in 1914. 

2. Glory Hole , Monticello Dam, CA 

A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir.

 
This is the 'Glory Hole' at Monticello dam,
and it's the largest in the world of this type
of spillway, its size enabling it to consume
14,400 cubic feet of water every second. 

3. Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah

 This is supposedly the largest man-made
excavation on earth. Extraction began in 1863 and still continues today, the pit is increasing in size constantly. In its current state the hole is
75 miles deep and 2.5 miles wide. 

4. Great Blue Hole , Belize

  This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a
blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize 
There are numerous blue holes around the world,
but none as stunning as this one. 

5. Mirny Diamond Mine , Serbia

 

I'm pretty sure most people have seen this one.
It's an absolute beast and holds the title of largest
open diamond mines in the world. A t 525 meters
deep, with a top diameter of 1200 meters, there's
even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few 
helicopters having been sucked in.

6. Diavik Mine , Canada

 

 

 

The mine is so huge and the area so remote
that it has its own airport with a runway large
enough to accommodate a Boeing 737.
It looks equally cool when the surrounding
water is frozen. 

7. Sinkhole in Guatemala

 

These photos are of a sinkhole that occurred
early this year in Guatemala . The hole swallowed
a dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.. 

8. And the really terrifying one?

 

This is the famous Malacanang Palace 'Rat Hole' that you have heard about where there are many A_ _holes. It is capable of swallowing trillions and trillions of Pesos... Annually! Never to be heard from again.

 

 THE LAST ONE IS TRULY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! HE HE  HE……..

 

How to Ride the Jeepney in the Philippines

My First and Last Job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting. Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. So then I got a job in a gymnasium , but they said I wasn't fit for the job. I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

Ang Visa ni Lolo

This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspaper in the
Philippines .

A 70-year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila
for his VISA interview.
The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. The Consul told the young
man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.

"Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?" The grandson translated.

"Sabihin mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon."
"He said he wants to see his children there."
Fair enough, that's what the lolo's application indicated.

The Consul had another question. "Ask him why does he have to go there? Why can't his children just
come and visit him here?"

The grandson translated this in Tagalog.

Lolo replied: "Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko.
Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay."
(Translation: "Tell him, my children were born here. They've seen the
Philippines already. I just want to see America before I die.")

The HEARTLESS Consul was unimpressed as he declared, devoid of any emotion, that he was rejecting
the visa application "because the applicant was unable to speak any word of English."

"Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles."

The lolo was equally unimpressed. "Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag na huwag mong papalitan ang
sasabihin ko:
"****** ina niya, bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag
Tagalog! ?"

Translated, "He said: You son of a *****, how come you are here... you do not know how to speak in
Tagalog!?"

Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and approved lolo's visa application
in pronto.

(Taken from The Philippine Star (newspaper), written by Boo Chanco)

Go LoLo...Mabuhay ang Pinoy!!!